LETTERS TO THE EDS

Dear Eds,
We note with approval the move of Constitutional Law into the Medical Building on Frome Road. For too long our quest to find suitable husbands has been limited by the separation of these faculties of Professions.  Rest assured, it is now almost certain that we will be  engaged to a suitable doctor before the end of our law degree. The proud tradition of the incestuous Adelaide Establishment will live
on!
Much love,
The Trophy Wife Society
-    Eds: We agree. Partner shopping in Napier doesn’t have quite the same lucrative prospects.

To the Eds,
Our friends in the Melbourne Law School are apparently called “Heritage Students”. Why do they sound like something out Oxbridge whilst we “Transition Students” sound like something stuck in Baxter Detention Centre? Is there anything that Melbourne isn’t superior in?
Yours Sincerely,
Transition Student a1334353
-Eds:  We know. Even in law, Adelaide always seems inferior to Melbourne.
We’d like to birng to your attention Mike Rann’s current bill before Parliament. He plans to release all paedophiles, murderers and bikies in the Melbourne CBD to tackle his War on Crime and boost SA’s tourism.
Who’s the backwater then?

Dear Hilarian,
Is it acceptable for me to vomit in my hands and throw it at classmates during a hangover-tutorial?
Regards,
Rohan
- Eds: Sure Rohan! As long as you only consume clear spirits, we’re sure that your fellow students will find it a welcome distraction from Equity!

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